Workplace

When in doubt, mumble.

You work like you're being paid to do nothing.

You set the bar low and still managed to limbo under it.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you're chasing it as when you're on it.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

We've all heard a million monkeys banging on typewriters will eventually reproduce Shakespeare. Thanks to the internet, we know this isn't true.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember the fire department usually uses water.

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

Your effort is an inspiration. To do better.