Workplace

For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.

You could fall up a flight of stairs and still miss your goals.

You have the work ethic of a broken escalator.

I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.

Progress is made by lazy people looking for an easier way to do things.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it'll annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

The hard thing about a business is minding your own.

This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

Just about the time you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Corporate wants you to find the difference between 'urgent' and 'due whenever I feel like it.'