Animal

Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it lands on your head and leaves a mess.

Ostriches don't actually bury their heads in sand. They just have really bad posture and worse life choices.

Elephants never forget. Neither does your dog, when it comes to remembering exactly where you keep the treats.

Penguins mate for life, which is more commitment than most people show to a gym membership.

Ducks can sleep with one eye open and half their brain awake. Some people can't manage that during a Monday meeting.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

A goldfish has a 3-second memory. Which explains why it's always so excited to see the same castle.

A shrimp's heart is in its head. Explains a lot about some people's priorities too.

Sloths move slowly because moving fast burns calories, and also because they've simply given up, which is relatable.

A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance. A group of humans doing the same thing is called a red flag.

A cat's purr can heal bones. It just chooses not to heal your wallet after the vet bill.

Bees communicate through dance. Humans communicate through a passive-aggressive group chat message.