You have the emotional depth of a puddle.
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I've been called worse, by better.
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You're the reason I prefer animals to people.
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You have the social skills of a parking ticket.
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You're not the worst person I've ever met, but you're definitely top five.
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You're the type of person who'd look for the Wi-Fi password at a funeral.
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You're not a complete idiot — some parts are missing.
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I'd call you a fool, but that would be an insult to fools.
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You're not the worst. Just close.
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You're like a broken pencil — pointless.
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You have delusions of adequacy.
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You look like you were assembled from leftover parts.
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