Relationship

I think, therefore I'm single.

When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat, word for word, what you shouldn't have said.

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look.

Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops.

Behind every successful person is a partner rolling their eyes.

I fell in love with my partner's sense of humor. Now I have to live with the consequences of also being their audience.

I don't need a relationship counselor. I need someone to agree with me faster.