Intelligence

You have two brain cells, and they’re both on break.

Your brain isn’t empty. It’s just remarkably spacious.

Your mind is open. Mostly because nothing’s guarding the entrance.

Some people think outside the box. You’re still looking for the box.

You have the confidence of someone who skipped the instructions.

Thinking isn’t your problem. Finishing the process is.

You’re a strong argument for reading the manual.

You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed, but you’re definitely making noise.

You’re proof that confidence doesn’t require competence.

You don’t jump to conclusions. You teleport.

Your logic took a wrong turn several opinions ago.

You have something on your mind. It looks lonely.