When we were together, you always said… — Relationship

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

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Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.

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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat, word for word, what you shouldn't have said.

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