Ham and eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and think, 'I wonder what happens if I squeeze these and drink whatever comes out'?

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, 'well, that's not going to happen.'

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.