Who was the first person to look at a cow and think, 'I wonder what happens if I squeeze these and drink whatever comes out'?

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, 'well, that's not going to happen.'

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.