Animal

Turtles can breathe through their butts. Somehow still less full of hot air than most group chats.

Cats knock things off tables not out of malice, but to remind you that gravity still works and so does their contempt for you.

Wolves howl to communicate with the pack. Humans just send a meme and hope for the best.

Owls can rotate their heads 270 degrees. Still can't find the remote, though.

Squirrels forget where they bury 80% of their nuts. So do most investors.

Chickens can remember over a hundred different faces. Still can't remember to look both ways before crossing the road.

Dogs have no idea they're dogs. They just think everyone else is bad at fetching.

Koalas sleep 20 hours a day and are still considered less lazy than that one coworker.