Feelings

My heart says yes, my anxiety says absolutely not, and my bank account says please don't.

I have feelings. I just don’t let them run the meeting.

I'm not emotionally unavailable, I'm just closed for renovations.

Some days I have my emotions under control. Today is not one of those days, but thank you for asking.

Growth is realizing your feelings are valid, then choosing to ignore them anyway.

I'm not avoiding my feelings. I'm just very busy scheduling time to deal with them later, indefinitely.

I have the emotional range of a teapot: fine, fine, fine, screaming.

I cried once this year. It was a commercial about a dog. I'm not proud.

I process my feelings the same way I process my laundry: eventually, and with a lot of avoidance first.

My emotional support is a snack and the ability to leave the group chat.

My love language is silence and hoping you can just tell.

I express my sadness through excessive online shopping and pretending it's self-care.