Ostriches don't actually bury their heads in sand. They just have really bad posture and worse life choices.

Elephants never forget. Neither does your dog, when it comes to remembering exactly where you keep the treats.

Penguins mate for life, which is more commitment than most people show to a gym membership.

Ducks can sleep with one eye open and half their brain awake. Some people can't manage that during a Monday meeting.